A sexual act where you bang a chick from behind and taze her, and you continue to fuck her while she spazzes out.
Larry "hey man why is Ashley's hair standing up so bad?"
Bob "Didn't you hear? Johnny just gave her the Franklin Pierce Tazer
Bob "Didn't you hear? Johnny just gave her the Franklin Pierce Tazer
by Lynchanigga September 20, 2010

the act of getting fucked in the ass while wearing a headband and while you or your partner are sitting in a wheelchair. Then proceed to fake your orgasm.
by K-Feddd August 19, 2008

A piercing through the flesh beyond the outer edge of the eye. Usually worn by emo fags and scenesters.
by whitegirlindahoopdy May 11, 2009

When tom was about to have sex he whipped out his cock eyed pierce, his girl friend was later then turned off
by corky buchek 34 March 3, 2011

When a woman bites through a mans dick in a dark alleyway and pierces it so they don't have to pay for a dick piercing.
by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

by AlaskaTO January 3, 2020

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021
