Floor Shrimp

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.
by OldManCyclist October 07, 2016
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floor cherry

Your first time getting fucked on the floor of a dirty bathroom.
“We were at a Trump rally last night and had my first floor cherry in the bathroom.”
by Valickulher July 14, 2020
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slippy floor

When she gives you a blowjob but instead of swallowing it, she spits it out on the floor
Swallow! Dont give me a slippy floor girl!
by WhyNetflix August 19, 2015
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floor gang

Pewdiepie said this in a video once referring to his setup in the video being on the floor. It is now a running gag between Pewdiepie fans.

Ceiling gang” is the opposite of floor gang, that phrase was coined by r/pewdiepiesubmissions. It is now also a running gag, and ceiling gang and floor gang have been at war since
by nlolhere July 13, 2020
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Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
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Floor Wife

A married woman that is so madly in love that she will sleep on the floor with her husband.
Anthony is so hot, I would love to be his floor wife.
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Floor Bomb

Jimmy: I heard JGee's new track, that shit was floor bomb
Max: Dude I know, JGee raps to hot, its like a full lit cigarette
Jimmy: Ya! and his lungs a fucked up like black liquorish
Max: And the serious shit happens when he rocks the mic
Jimmy: It's almost like the shit he did with your bitch the other night

Jimmy: Emma is the opposite of floor bomb, she's unFloor Bomb
Max: Toats
by JGeeOfficial December 21, 2011
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