Age is just a number

Luigi: Mario, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t have sex with her!
Mario: Oh yeah, why not?
Luigi: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!
Mario: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Luigi!
Luigi: Oh you know what else is a number?
Mario: What?
Luigi: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Mario said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for being a sex offender.

by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

Crewman Number Six

A movie or television show character who is completely expendable and whose only purpose on the show is to die. The character's death is usually used to demonstrate the gravity of the situation that the main characters will shortly find themselves in. See also redshirt; the two terms are synonymous, but this term is more commonly used within the entertainment industry as an inside joke.

"Look out for that lava, Crewman Number Six!!"

"I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here." - Sam Rockwell as "Guy Fleegman" in "Galaxy Quest" (1999)

by warden145 January 2, 2009

number one, number two, number three

#1: Pee
#2: Poop
#3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three

Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

by JustAnAcre March 1, 2017

now number 5

Number 5 is featured in the backstreet boys hit "I Want It That Way" and if someone yells "NOW NUMBER 5" you are required to say "I never want to hear you say, I want it that way"

"NOW NUMBER 5" "I never want to hear you say" "I want it that way"

by Brooklyn Nine-Nine November 23, 2018

smoke a number

AKA, smoke a joint....

Let's kick back, watch the gig and smoke a number...........

by JBar2007 December 10, 2016

Six Digit Number

Refers to the number ID of an hentai manga on the website nhentai. Typed in this way: nhentai.net/g/(six digit number)

"Bro, give me the six digit number of this hentai; I want to use it tonight."

by Lolilewder July 23, 2020

Number 12

cock

GAY PERSON: YO NICE NUMBER 12
pope (p-0-0-p): hey im the pope virginity is cool
GAY PERSON: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF

by chiggerBEATER3000 March 4, 2021