nob cheese

You can't deny it hahahahahaha
'Mason's got nob cheese!' hahahahaha
by Katrina Clegg March 29, 2005
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Nob ed

That Jimmy Bob Ben Bernard sure is a nob ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead
by =CC= September 11, 2003
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nob head

one whose skull bone structure bears more than a passing resemblance to a penis
hey who is that penis shaped Cranium guy?

aw its just some nob head
by Sid67 November 24, 2004
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Nob Goblin

A dickhead who has a small penis but acts like it's huge
Bill: Hey guys, just came home from another chicks house
Everyone else: Oh wow, you're such a nob goblin
by Rebecca mercy llody June 06, 2015
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Nob ed

U can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a nob ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head
Arnold Schwartsenegger takes baths

Ravaged Woman Buys Car
by =CC= November 23, 2003
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Nob Jockey

A man who rides another mans penis
Indy is such a nob jockey. He just loves Bens nob up hes bum.
by indyben October 11, 2013
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Nob-shite

Noun

Person or persons (generally chav males between the ages of 17 and 25), who spout lies about their sexual conquests to hide their inadequacies.
1st friend- "Gordon was telling me about how he shagged two birds and then jizzed all over them"
2nd friend-"Take no notice, he's well known as a nob-shite"
by littlegeaorge February 10, 2010
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