Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro
by c1sok1d July 11, 2010
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...
by bighoops57 July 10, 2010
A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.
by Haterade! December 11, 2011
The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.
by ESPNspecial July 10, 2010
1. (v) Masturbation.
by johnnysmith999 July 13, 2010
Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.
EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*
EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"
by uofi2408 March 13, 2011
Guy# 1 - Wow, Joe really sold us out and fucked us but good!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
Guy# 2 - Yeah, he sure took his talents to South Beach!
by auburned June 16, 2011