Nico

It happens.

Person: "That actually made me laugh"
Nico: "It happens"

by Masker112 August 4, 2023

Nico

A Legendary guy

Nico: My homie

by Jacksonguitars0nly November 22, 2021

Nico

Pronunciation: /Nee-koh/
Origin: South Africa, possibly from the land of forgotten potjiekos recipes.

A guy who's deep into IT, can debug your server in minutes but will absolutely crash and burn if you ask him to make potjiekos.

Known to speak fluent code, but when it comes to cooking, his potjie tastes like Windows XP — outdated, a bit buggy, and nobody really wants it.

Often found in front of a screen, claiming "die vleis sal gaar wees netnou", while the potjie is basically still raw.

"Don’t let Nico near the potjie again, bra. Last time it came out tasting like software updates — unfinished and full of bugs."

by FankieFonkProp May 30, 2025

Nico the Bald Dog

A really tiny dog who is losing his hair, he has a lot of anger about it. Never pet a nico when he is sleeping

“Wow nico the bald dog is the worst , even Mr Nubs is better and he barely has a tail”

by wowowowdefinitions May 5, 2022

Nico

Mother fuckers named Nico are badass usually have fat cocks and are talented as fuck

Damn did you see Nico the other day? He was pulling hella bitches

by fuckwhitepeople420 May 16, 2021

Nico

Nico! He is the best guy I‘ve ever seen in my life! He is so damnnnn hot and so smart and funny. He knows how to have fun and he is the guy that everyone search. I love nico so much. When you see nico smile your heart will burn because his smile is so wonderful. He makes your life better and he gives you all you need I love nico so damn much❤️

Omg did you saw this guy over there? I think it’s nico look at his smile omgggggg

by nicoundmiafürimmer February 6, 2022

Nicos

Nicos is literally a descendant of Greek gods. He is smart,sexy and self-reliant. Everyone is amazed by his charisma and his jokes.That's why he has a bunch of female admirers, but he always stays loyal to his one and only. All the boys wanna be friends with him cause he is so trustworthy and fun to spend time with.

"I wouldn't even be mad if my girlfriend broke up with me to be with Nicos"

by Benchwarmer57 November 22, 2021