Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

Ned

King of SEX. And peter parkers best bud. Solos the whole marvel universe and every other universe.

"That dude Ned stole my girl!!"

by Pee pee man the manuck April 1, 2022

Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent

Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses

by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

jeg sidder altid ned

when a small guy says he always sit down to pee.

simon says: "jeg sidder altid ned"

by Elfving03 June 20, 2018

Ned

Ned is a name for a non-binary person these people can be very very annoying and mean but there chill but rude

person 1: that ned person is a bit rude but their chill!
person 2: I know its cool

by anonymous December 12, 2021