Napkin Deck

A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament

This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would

by arvidian May 12, 2020

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

daddy napkins

The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.

*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?

by Xboxgamertags December 17, 2013

fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.

Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.

by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018

Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

napkin dream

When home boy writes something down on a napkin that is going to change his life the evening before when the powder kicks in, and blows his nose with it the next morning when he wakes up before throwing it away and never coming back to it.

Chris is selling napkin dreams.

by YourBrotherInLaw November 17, 2016