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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
you know, i will sleep early today
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
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Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!
Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020
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dani unhinged today

Jeff bezoz, the dude that everyone loves said this to some random girl on twitter.
by obama loves lesbians April 3, 2021
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not today you turd

A saying you say to someone you really really hate.
by That_one_weabo May 24, 2018
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hello guys in todays video

most said words on Youtube, ever.
what a youtuber says when they have no creative intro.
youtuber: hello guys in todays video were gonna be taking a look at-
viewer: get on with it!
by kieralovedanny October 19, 2025
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