commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Comment Hussars

Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.

Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*

by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020

Comment sniper

1. Someone who will go out of their way to comment somthin like "I'm better than ____" and get absolutely devoured by said community. Sometimes they can be racist, for example they can use the hard R N-word.
2. Grammar nazi's people that go out of their way to message a 2 month old post "don't not dont".

Dude u literally have 0 subs stop being a comment sniper

by StevenDaDemon December 26, 2022

Comment Abuse

Comment abuse is where someone says things that, if said out loud, would be considered verbal abuse, even if in a joking manner.

(in comments)

Girl: >_<
always makin fun of me!

Boy: Nah, just concerned about your safety ! LOL ! You're there on an ROTC scholarship, not an ice skating one --- correct ? LOL !

Girl: would this be comment abuse? i think it might be...ima have to urban dictionary this

by ninjastarr09 November 18, 2010

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

Coma Commenter

Every once in a while a long-term Facebook friend reacts to one of my posts like they just woke up from a coma and missed all my posts for the last several years.

Today on Facebook I made a joke about conspiracy theories, my first joke on that topic ever, and a woman that has been in my friends list since 2015 says that my right wing/conspiracy posts are getting old. She's a Coma Commenter.

by DrBrian December 22, 2020

rule34 comments

Alot of hilarious ass comments especially this one. Check the definition: **originated from some punching catergory**

Person: *tips fedora* if that woman was gettin punched i wouldve beaten that guy up!
Anon: Look at these fucking neckbeards pretending theyd do a single goddamn thing if they saw someone getting beaten up. Nah kid, youd hug your bodypillow at night pretending youre able to beat up anything other than that tic tac you call a dick.
Person 2: welcome to rule34 comments..

by Totally Not Toxic May 21, 2021