dick napkin

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

dunch napkin

the warm feeling on your neck when you're going down on a girl and she farts

i love dunch napkins

by barnacle jow January 17, 2011

napkins whore

- The one who is using too much napkins in the coffee shops or restaurants

- The one who always finish the napkins in your place

- Jack is such a napkins whore, he ordered a bottle of water , he took 10 napkins with it!

-Friend1: I can’t believe that, Sally finished the napkins when she came over!
Friend 2: AGAIN!! Well! She’s being a napkins whore as usual!

by M.DERZ December 13, 2020

booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

pick up your own napkin

Picking up your own napkin is when you can contort yourself in order to suck your own genitalia. This often involves having a couple of your ribs surgically removed. It refers to when you drop your napkin at the dinner table & have to bend over & get it without getting out of your chair

If you can't get a date just stay home & pick up your own napkin!
I decided to just stay home tonight and pick up my own napkin
My wife walked in and I was picking up my own napkin

by Neddy100 December 16, 2013

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

fold a napkin

Spreading large labia one at a time to each side.

Man I had to fold a napkin to get to the main course.

by Fastfrigate March 16, 2018