egyptian mustache

While having intercourse "doggy style" and chewing tobacco, you spit on her anus and finger her anus. then you ejaculate on her anus. you then smear the concoction on her upper lip, thus giving her an "Egyptian Mustache".
Last might I gave Joni an Egyptian mustache. It was amazing.
by vagrantvix January 23, 2007
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banana mustache

peeling off the condom after sex using the girls nostrils and upper lip.
"Daaaaamn Latoya! Yous got a creamy banana mustache!!!
by Stuart Milton July 28, 2008
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Mustache ride

When a woman sits on the face of a man whilst he orally pleases her.
Mick: Seriously grandma do I have to give you another mustache ride?
Micks's Grandma: Yes.
by Hexum March 01, 2005
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French Mustache

At the climax of sexual intercourse, the man ejaculates his man créme across the upper lip and adding an aristic swirl to each end. This gives the illusion that the women has a french mustache.
Dude my girl thought it was funny to use teeth while doming me last night, but I set her straight. I slapped a french mustache on that bitch
by Kevin Sandusky February 23, 2011
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Cheese mustache

The act of slapping your un-circumcised dick against your partners upper lip and leaving a trail of "smegma" behind, to create a "cheese mustache".
Bill bring your un-circ over here and give me a cheese mustache
by Stacheman69 November 25, 2010
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rock mustache

A cult symbol for coolness and the ability to chill at the highest level. This sign is made by putting your right hand in the rock position and bringing your index finger to where a mustache would be then proceeding to tap your chin with your small finger numerous times. When both hands are used next to eachother it is called "Too much rock for one mustache". When the small finger of the right hand is touching the index finger of the left hand then the symbol is called " Too much mustache for one rock"

Both of which are things you actually have to say or prepare to be destroyed by mighty zoltron.
(Double Rock Mustache) "Too much rock for one Mustache!!!"
by Angrycrow February 15, 2006
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weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.
When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.
by Bryan Silver November 01, 2007
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