slap her the mushroom 

to hit a girl in the head with one's circumsised penis so hard as to leave a mark. See also mushroom tattoo.

"Next time, just slap her the mushroom."

slap her the mushroom by Brad Maynes February 4, 2003

mushroom cap 

When the head of the penis is a lot larger the the shaft. Resulting in what looks like the top of a mushroom.

Charlie soon realized that condoms felt odd on his mushroom cap.

mushroom cap by Uncle J J May 27, 2005

mushroom punch 

The act of punching someone in the face with the tip of your dick (the mushroom). Most effective while fully erect and pulling back on the head to create tension and releasing. This will leave a "mushroom print" if done correctly.

The hooker who was blowing me kept looking up so i gave her a mushroom punch.

mushroom punch by LiquidShadow8 April 24, 2006

Intergallactic Mushroom Slap 

A Mushroom Slap delivered with such force that; a bruise, swelling, permanent tissue damage, or even breakage to the jaw is resultant.

"My God Charlie, what happened?-are you ok?"

"Ben gave me an Intergallactic Mushroom Slap. Because he's on parole the government is footing the cosmetic surgery bill, so hopefully I'll be able to laugh about it in years to come."

Intergallactic Mushroom Slap by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

going mushrooming 

1. A very trippy orgy, facilitated by drugs.

2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.

3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.

4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.

"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"

Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.

going mushrooming by defiantdefiner April 8, 2010

mushroom tracks 

1. (n.) the mushroom shaped red marks, or bruises left most commonly on one's ass, inner thigh, or face after participating in sexual intercourse.

i smacked her across the face with my dick, and now she's got a big ol' mushroom track right on her forehead. just in time for the holidays.

mushroom tracks by Adolf Hitler jr. April 4, 2003

Mushroomtypical 

Exhibiting the qualities, traits, or characteristics that identify a kind, class, group, or category of mushroom tips.

It was soo mushroomtypical of john to wrap his sack in ed's towel.

Mushroomtypical by channy jack April 5, 2009