will morris

a pretty fucking tall guy that has a long and skinny dick usually. has a weird ass funny voice. rich as fuck. likes to jack off in his sauna. gets money fucks bitches.

"omg will morris's dick felt so good last but it didn't even leave a gaping hole cause it's so skinny"

"will morris's flow is like bens pubes!"

"I wanna fuck will morris!"

by gapingpussy69 August 30, 2016

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Morris

An ain’t shit dude who gets multiple woman pregnant at the same time and tells lies

Oh he pulled a Morris with Tonya and Gina.

by Hecanlickaleftnut May 5, 2018

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Evie Morris

Evie Morris is a nice person ( definitely ) she has loads of friends not like me has brown nice hair not jealous lolol she likes to argue a lot for no reason and is addicted to Grayson Dolan

Hey who is that girl?
It’s Grayson dolans girlfriend Evie Morris

by Theants October 18, 2019

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bob morris

some random old sick cunt who won Bathurst 1000 back in the day

Sick cunt 1: who fuckin won bathurst back in 1976
sick Cunt 2: it was fuckin bob morris
sick cunt 3: fuck that cunt must be old

by MURPHANT October 28, 2019

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A Real gentleman and the best lover, a true gladiator in the bedroom, he loves to mix it up too making him a sexual god, he likes to mingle and party and is always the last to leave. A traveller who endears himself to visit as many countries as possible, the most monogamous of all males, he’ll adore you an fight to the death for you.

You’ll be sorry if you lose your Morrie

by Amanda phelps November 22, 2021

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