Dirty Monica

A mom from Kansas that loves foot massages
I met Monica for dinner and she got tired of her heels so I gave her a dirty Monica.
by DirtySanchez999 October 03, 2021
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Monicaitis

Is a unique condition characterized by inflammation of the heart and brain, leading to an intensified sense of love and desire specifically for someone named Monica. This condition results in heightened emotions and a strong, continuous longing for the individual named Monica. The inflamed state of both the heart and the brain causes the affected person to experience a profound and persistent stream of affection and attraction towards Monica. It is a rare and unusual medical phenomenon where the individual's emotional and cognitive functions become tightly intertwined with their feelings towards Monica, resulting in an unprecedented focus on their love and desire for her.
I can't feel anything exept for the loneliness when Monica isn't near! I do nothing without missing her laugh mostly! I miss her in every moment of everyday that she is gone away. I just want to respectfully Love her! Hug her! Hold her! Kiss Her! Caress her! Touch Her! Feel her! Want her! Need her! Smell her! Hear her! Tickle her! Taste her! Bath her! Feed her! Choke her! So much that I feel as if I should hate her for being so infectious that I am infected with the uncurabile Monicaitis!
by La Monica De Tonic June 19, 2024
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Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.
Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.
by BakedinAlaska May 10, 2024
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Monica-lewinskying

To seduce a younger woman/man into a third-party sexual relationship.
Eric is always Monica-lewinskying his interns. Even though he's married, he gets hard at the prospect of public humiliation and breaking the law.
by BakedinAlaska May 10, 2024
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Monica Montano

WORRIOR PRINCESS OF THE INFAMOUS "SLAP A HOE TRIBE" DAUGHTER OF QUEEN THUNDER THIGHS
Monica Montano is a great worrior
by Cillaloka May 18, 2019
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Laila Monica

Laila Monica is an Norwegian pejorative term for a white woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is normal. The term is a meme depicting white women who use their privilege to demand their own way.

The term is a meme depicting white women who use their privilege to demand their own way. Depictions may include demanding to "speak to the manager", being racist or sporting a particular long blonde hairstyle.

For English speaking countries, the term Karen is used in the same way.
Laila Monica refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.
by J. Adeler November 21, 2021
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Monica Blewinski

Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
by QuacksO November 12, 2018
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