by Calico Jizzack December 10, 2023
Get the Millennial Mom Buttmug. Millennials, also known as "Members of the Spice Girls Generation", will be the largest population in the United States by 2050.
by Millennialspice August 19, 2021
Get the Millennialmug. Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.
The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.
by Zyvis X November 20, 2022
Get the Millennial Retirement Planmug. A tragic digital condition in which a millennial’s sense of humor, creativity, and critical thinking slowly decay due to prolonged exposure to low-effort, painfully relatable, nostalgia-bait content. Often triggered by watching 30-minute reaction videos, BuzzFeed-era skits, or “adulting is hard” jokes for the 800th time.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
Symptoms include:
Saying “This is so me!” to TikToks about doing laundry.
Thinking quoting The Office counts as having a personality.
Commenting “he doesn’t miss” under a guy reacting to 60 TikToks in silence.
Wearing shirts that say “I can’t adult today.”
Cry-laughing at wine jokes that haven’t evolved since 2014.
by NatTheLood May 3, 2025
Get the Millennial Brainrotmug. Millennial is a word that is used by most Boomers when they're actually talking about a Snowflake. A Millennial was born anywhere from 1981 - 1996.
Robert the Old: He must be a Millennial cause he talks like one of those ignorant people born in 1999.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
Lindy the Wino: Yup I totally agree.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Millennialmug. Millennial Moderator is an online library of informative articles (called Mods) that cover a variety of topics including technology, finance, business, personal development, lifestyle and more. Each Mod is designed to provide readers with valuable, practical knowledge that can help them live a better life. Millennial Moderator was built in June, 2018 by Aleksey Weyman.
by Aweyman January 9, 2020
Get the Millennial Moderatormug. People who were born between 1981 and 1996 who can’t get over the fact that nobody wants to hear about Taylor swift being smol gorl next to large boi Travis Kelsey, or their unnecessary facial expressions
Person 1: Ew are you watching millennial cringe. Person 2: yea I’m trying to look away but the side part and skinny jeans are keeping me from looking away
by Whatsupguys April 21, 2025
Get the Millennial cringemug.