a very horny man
by fuckyouandurmader December 6, 2021

miguel is the boy u can love forever. even if it’s unrequited. the day u meet him u meet u fall in love. and he’s always just there. always in the back of ur mind. i guess that’s a sum up of miguel, miguel is always and forever.
a-“man every time i get out of a relationship, i always go back to that one guy”
y-“u mean miguel?”
a-“yeah”
y-“u mean miguel?”
a-“yeah”
by iheartmennamedmiguel June 26, 2022

Miguel gets hella pussy
by anonymous February 10, 2022

by Duck Biene Maya (Ropemaxxer) December 12, 2023

Miguel is somehow Mexican, even though he fantasizes about Spanish wine for long periods of time. He is known to be very distant with the fact that he's on planet earth and will spend most of his time staring into the corner of the room where he will find Ronan donkey. Miguel, also known as Pablo, can be known to be aggressive, and there is a chance that he might lob you across the room, sustaining major injuries to the head. Never mind these facts, as Miguel is a very loving person and has a Minecraft addiction even though he sucks at 1v1 hypixelbattle.
by ZappierSHeep October 15, 2022
