michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.

michael is a common boring average name

by slayerr August 30, 2007

Michael

Michael: a hockey loving person who likes things shoved up his bum. Handle with care, any skin on skin contact will result in Michael having a hissyfit and being a complete douche canoe. Not all Michael's are like this though; only the Michael variety whose last name is Rand

Jon: Wow that kids crying even though i just poked him
Bob: ya, he's such a Michael

Billy: wow your such a douche canoe
Jimmy: Pshh, your such a Michael Rand

by TruthAboutMichaelRand December 7, 2010

Michael

A Nigga be like cute and hot

Woah that michael is really black

by M0wpguef9 November 2, 2019

Michael

Michael a big tall nigga that if you fuck with him you will regret it but if you his nigga you straight he will protect you and make sure you get what you need

Ayo who tf is Michael?
Oh michael is the person you should be cool with

by Lil big mike January 13, 2020

Michael

Michael is an extremely HOT American. He will have girls that other men can only dream of. He is good at everything, and the best at everything. His dick is humongous. He is a superior Alfa male . When people look at him they thing (GOALS).

Look it’s Michael (GOALS)

by Anonymous Ti-74 December 8, 2018

Michael

He is the best. You can always talk to him when you need to and he will understand it. He will hide his feelings because he thinks you don't feel the same way. He's flirty and cocky. He is the definition of perfect and you will love him. He is worried about you and you only. He plays basketball and is 5'10 or taller usually. He works with you in class and is always wearing a hoodie that brings out the best in him. He tries his best but if he lets you down he makes up for it. If you got your self a Michael don't let go of him. He is attractive but will deny it. 😍❤😘

me: michael} is perfect
BSF: I know he is
me: he has all the right traits
BSF: and all the right flaws

by s i e r r a November 4, 2019

Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018