Mega Douche

Glen Beck.

That mega douche, glen beck, sure is full of shit.

by stuntmanlos October 13, 2009

Mega Simp

A male that is so obsessed with banging a girl he wants to become her.

Jerry is such a mega Simp he became trans to be like Sarah

by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020

Mega dick

If calling someone a dick just doesn't seem good enough then try Mega dick. It adds that extra kick and drives it home.

That Bobby A at work is quite the Mega dick. I wish he'd just keel over and die.

by Stephen McDonnell February 09, 2006

Mega Ultron

An extremity to what ever one is trying to describe.

Skater 1: Bra i just nailed a 10 stair switchfoot impossible!

Skater 2: Dude, that is mega ultron sick!

by DJ Morasky July 01, 2008

mega blocks

legos for poor people

rich boy:do you have legos
poor boy:no,but i have mega blocks
rich boy:mega what?
poor boy:never mind lets go to the park
rich boy:the what?
poor boy: you know what? go away!

by legofrenzy7 June 13, 2012

Ipod Mega

A common boombox or stereo. A poor persons I pod.

Randy told us about his new Ipod, but when we showed up at his house we found out it was just an Ipod Mega.

Randy: Yo, come check out my new Ipod!

Dan: Shut up you homo, thats just an Ipod Mega.

by steve hintsala April 02, 2006

Mega BlowJob

to kick or puch someone in the ballls

I totally gave Mega Blowjob to your dad

by chucknorrissssssssssssssssssss April 26, 2010