Drunk Mailing

The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.

The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.

A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.

Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...

by Steakface December 17, 2009

Malinformation

Malinformation is fake information to make a scheme sound more believable. Often in the form of testimonials backing up Pyramid-like schemes. These scams tend to target people who suffer from chronic misinformedness.

Example from www.autocashforlife.com:
"If you are not making thousands of dollars every month..."

Etc. etc. false claims, testimonials, only $50, you'll be making money in less then two hours...this page is full of malinformation.

by SchemeHater April 20, 2009

Malin

The act of settling for a hand-job, blow-job or anal sex when the girl is on her period!

It was a malin

by Couchie911 June 15, 2011

Malin

A person that really loves horses.

She only cares about her horses, she's such a Malin.

by Thomas Manning November 29, 2010

maling

A nylon v-neck pullover most frequently worn by high school football coaches, bar league softball players, and meat-heads in general; they match with zubaz and tight gray work out shorts.

Hey Keith, could you grab my maling out of the truck when you come back from the liquor store.

by rk3000 September 2, 2005

Malinie

Strong willed. Determined. Afraid of failing. A warrior. Has a great sense of humor. Undecisive, but knows what is wanted. Dedicated. Tough, but loving. Head turner. Lover of food. Spontaneous. Smart. Doesn't give up until the deed/goal is completed.

I can be a malinie.

by cerealboi January 19, 2015

marlin

To respond with great exclamation and anger when on the receiving end of criticism (most often intentional baiting). The recipient acts in the same manner as a marlin jumping from the water when hooked by a fisherman.

Dude 1: I saw your girlfriend, she's an absolute scrag
Dude 2: Hey! Fuck you fuckhead! Don't be talking shit about my girl!
Dude 1: Ha Ha... Sucked in ya marlin!

by Rastus P July 5, 2006