Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitarist that likes to play for way to long and takes up some of Satch and Vai's time.

Man, I went to G3 amd Yngwie Malmsteen took so long that Satch and Vai were only on for 10 minutes.

by MetalMoe June 11, 2004

Marisa Mathews

The most gorgeous and amazing girl on the planet. She's gorgeous and the best friend everyone wishes they had.

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marisa Mathews she's my best friend!

by funnygirl14 August 6, 2011

yngwie malmsteen

Yngwie Malmsteen, the extremely fast virtuoso, listened to hendrix, one of his inspiration. He got into 100 best solos....but only one song
Hes not very creative at writing tabs but the solo in "black star" got into 100

Yngwie Malmsteen....not so nice guy

by Sex Maniac September 8, 2004

mariske

Annoying, weird and very strange.
They deserve all the stinky chesese in the world. They are the scum of the earth and like to eat Brussel sprouts and spend their time in the sun to burn crispy.

Dave: yo stop being such a bish
Davo:your being such a mariske

by Iamnotbobby November 23, 2016

Marisa

A very beautiful girl who has hella cakes

Marisa has hella cakes

by adrii1234 November 18, 2019

Mr.Maresh

This means that the person is complete dumbass and has no life. They are a loner and say they go to the bar with friends but actually go alone and drink themselves to sleep.

That guy is so Mr.Maresh

by Awsome guy23 February 24, 2010

Yngwie Malmsteen

Swedish guitarist and COMPOSER who is literally light years ahead of all the dumbed-down, power-chord limited MORONS out there and in here, who have not the intelligence or SOUL to recognize the Yngwie writes the greatest pieces and songs, so far superior to their little gimmick-laden tin gods, Vai and Satch, that their pathetic little minds can't wrap around even a fraction of the genius. And that he plays with INFINITELY more feeling and emotion, despite the vastly superior speed and technique - these morons think that effort and strain = emotion. They have not a clue about classical music and virtuosity.

So they say he sucks and his music is masturbation. Easy cop out for a bunch of talentless, brainless little worms!

Ritchie Blackmore + Jimi Hendrix + Allan Holdsworth + Al DiMeola + Paganini + Bach + Van Halen + Mozart + Uli Roth + Django Reinhart = some of Yngwie Malmsteen....

by FretMaster August 19, 2009