When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.
I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.
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An explosive, liquidy, uncontrollable bowel movement which splatters and sprays fecal material around the rim of the toilet before your fully able to sit down.
After an evening of binge drinking and eating Mexican, he raced to the bathroom and had barely lowered his pants before creating a Toilet Margarita.
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1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.
2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.
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