maleted

to be extremely drunk more than hammered but a mallet

julianne was soo maleted last night

thats why she passed out by the shitter

by scott ferrera April 1, 2007

Manley

The fish that you should own

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by Manley The Fish July 30, 2020

mablethorpe

a small town full of tramps and roadmen, added by a special school on the side

mablethorpe full of twats

by bigdosser69 October 24, 2020

Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

mallet

a mallet is another name for a penis

you have a small mallet

by mick.wheelz October 28, 2005

Manley

The sweetest, dorkiest man you will ever meet. Not only is Manley handsome but he is also inteligent and loves to read. He is also kind and will do anything to make you happy. You would be lucky to get in a relationship with him in account of he doesn't like relationships unless your really close to him.

Manley is such an introvert.

by Mythology22rocks July 6, 2018