Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

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Manchester Derby

The Battle between Manchester City and Manchester United

Tommorows the FA CUP Final or Manchester Derby

by Droit June 12, 2023

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Manchester

Shit boring city, only famous for 2 football teams that are either shit or just money merchants.

Insane Man: “wanna go to Manchester?”

Sane man “Fuck no”

by ZKILD_real August 6, 2023

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Manchester Is Red

what manchester united fans say after beating manchester city (red from the logo)

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

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Manchester communication academy

This is the place where all students catch cases on a daily. All the girls are loudies but the boys all beg to be on “road” and try pull every gyal coming there way.

Wanna catch a case?
Sure let’s go manchester communication academy that’s noddy central

by Wedjie January 2, 2021

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A statement made in response to an individual claiming a course of action. Once "Manchester" has been established, said individual must complete their claim as quickly as possible; otherwise, they will be punished by a single slap to the face.
ORIGIN: Fort Bragg, North Carolina. All words said in the training areas west of Manchester Road are considered sacred to the 82nd Airborne Division. Over time, Manchester came to mean "sacred commitment."

Justin: “I’m gonna get the MS branch insignia behind my ear, hooah.”
Israel: “Manchester.”
Justin: 😳

by marxfromeveryengel June 24, 2022

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