monkey mustard

when some one is talking shite, you say this phraise. it works, trust
1) sorry mate your talking crap, its all monkey mustard to me

2) your tlking monkey mustard
by nink, gandalf, and razor September 04, 2004
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Butt Mustard

A fart that seeps out a little bit of liquid. Similar to a shart, but much less solid. Usually occurs after a heavy night of drinking.
When I farted, I thought it was okay, but then I felt the butt mustard squishing between my cheeks.
by stanleyroper July 03, 2005
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Mustarded Erdogan

1 -- N. A turkish guy or girl that took a hurtful cock in the ass.
2 -- N. A turkish guy that you made dumbass.
Julian said me : "I sold him a flower pot for 50 dollars. He's so a mustarded Erdogan !"

"Oh yes !! Make me become a mustarded Erdogan !! Yesss !!
by Kazraël November 26, 2016
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mustard stains

look at your girlfriends panties, mustard stains
by Burzerk June 03, 2006
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Mustard Shot

A fart when one's ass-crack is caked with mustard, preferably spicy brown. Similar to the musket shot, yet no smokey cloud is produced. Only clumps of fine mustard.
Patrick was marinating in his own scent when he bent over and plopped out a spicy brown mustard shot on Charboneau's chest.
by Hansellout November 09, 2007
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flip the mustard

there are many definitions for flipping the mustard; the most popular being to laugh so hard until you pee. Also, to flip the mustard can mean to grow angry and throw a fit, or conversely to have a startling revelation/epiphany which makes total sense of a previously bewildering topic. In addition, it can mean to literally flip the mustard container on your dinner table.
Did you see that? I think I just saw Jack flip the mustard!

I'm surprised we haven't seen John flip the mustard yet...

Man, David's being quite the @^$*(&# lately... he flips the mustard quite often.
by Bobby D. Awesome June 18, 2011
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Mustard guzzle

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.
Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.
by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011
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