Third Method

When a girl gives birth to a baby over the toilet and she flushes it to get rid of the baby. Babies who survive usually become dumpster babies.
Carlos: Hey did you hear about what happened yesterday at prom night?
Kevin: What happened?
Carlos: Karen pulled the Third Method in the Female Bathroom Stalls!
Kevin: Wow! I hope her parents don't find out!
by Kalvinater April 22, 2019
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stoplight method

When you are masturbating and you stop each time right before you cum to keep going as long as possible.
Friend: I was doing the stoplight method last night and I ran a red light!
Friend 2: Aw man that shits the worst!
by Dickboy629 January 23, 2018
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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
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by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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The Micah Method

Hanging yourself while watching wierd japanese porn and seeing if you can splooch before your air supply is cut off. Typically, “Have Nageela” is blasted whole preforming this act.
Hey bro, where’s Micah?”
Ya dude, I think he’s trying to complete The Micah Method in his room.”
by Sewer Jew August 20, 2018
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the fiom method

the Figure It Out Motherfu**er method; utilized mid-operation when an unplanned or unannounced change of course or plan occurs, and no immediate protocol is available for use in the decision-making process
i was driving my usual route home today when i came upon barricades with nowhere to go; the city was conducting MORE street work. how nice that it wasn't posted that there was a dead end ahead, or detour signs posted in advance. i guess i'll three point it and use the fiom method....
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1984 Method

A slang phrase referring to a no-nonsense, serious, action or set of actions, more commonly used within Fortnite to describe a sweaty or hardcore playstyle.

The phrase is completely incoherent, it's possible it references the George Orwell novel "1984", however there is no clear connection between how the phrase is used and the book itself.

It originated within in-game voice chats for the Fortnite game mode Llama Wars describing a player who used a stereotypically sweaty playstyle typically involving building more skyscrapers than there are in NYC within 5 seconds of joining the game, from there it spread to other lobbies and game modes.
He's using the 1984 method!
by Plastics eated April 29, 2023
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Wonder method

It's when there's a shortage of toilet paper and you resort to using a slice of white bread ( or wheat depending on your gluten allergies) ! Often returning it to the loaf for reuse.
Doughboy- man this crazy shortage of toilet paper made me resort to the Wonder method! And then Wonderboymade a sandwich ! what a jackrag!
by Nick worder March 26, 2020
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