Golden Lotus

When you have explosive diarrhea all over a celebrity.

Especially after eating bad Chinese food.

Or especially on Jared Leto.

I totally just saw Miley Cyrus and posed a Golden Lotus.

by Kkings September 20, 2014

lofse

The end result of sneezing while trying to type the word love. Lofse can be a more sentimental way of saying "I love you" to your significant other. Or just a goofy way.

Hi my Lofse!

by Derek.A January 30, 2009

lotsastuff

Lots of things

Hydrogensourceforgenet combines lotsastuff.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Lotshanit

A male waitress that works at a gay bar.

omg did you see that fag, he was totally a lotshanit.

Diminutive penis sizes that can only reach 2 cm.
girl:man that guy last night had a lotshanit it was like sucking on a wet noodle!

lotshanit: that little piece of stink cheese you find in fat people rolls,bellybuttons,ears,crevices and other unpleasent areas of isolation.

lotshanit is one of those things that just fucks up your whole entire day.

you do not want to come in contact with a lotshanit ever!

by shefackmesohardlastnite April 27, 2011

LotFX

the process of mastering selling skills in the auto sales industry. Consistent, knowledgeable, repetitive training in customer satisfaction and proper sales techniques. Mastering car sales today.

Tom has really been applying this LotFX, and it shows in his closing ratio and customer satisfaction.

by CarSalesToday September 22, 2011

Lofts On Pearl

Newest hotel in Buffalo, NY. All 32 suites have full kitchens, fireplaces, and either 1 or 2 separate bedrooms.

Guy #1: "You stayin at the Hyatt again?"

Guy #2: "Nah. I'm hittin the Lofts on Pearl for the same price!

by Mackeehurst December 26, 2012

lotis

Laugh or Laughing (due to the english lauguage) on the inside because Loti for laughing on the inside makes no sense

haha that was so funny but not enough to lol so I lotis or haha that was so funny im lotis

by yaposang January 27, 2013