Lobster Week

What you say right before you are about to cum.

On Jah, I’m about to cum. LOBSTER WEEK!

by Wiener Bob January 11, 2021

Lobster Schwag

The white stuff left in a pot after boiling lobster claw and or tails.

Pete and Bessie were finished with their lobster tails, and looking for remnants in the pot, but all they found was lobster schwag.

by Benny123 September 18, 2012

Lobster Buoy

A term to refer to large male genitalia of mentally retarded men.

Hey Mellon, get Neiler's Lobster Buoy out of your mouth and get help Head and I!

by Head Kelly January 8, 2014

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

douche-lobster

Essentially a gross insult. Usually reserved for that special fucktard in your life.

Dude...you are such a douche-lobster! I dont think you could count your balls and come up with the same number twice!

by snark2468 December 1, 2013

Lobster Shower

A shower just a little hotter than comfortable that results in a red/pink afterglow not unlike a cooked lobster.

You're looking a bit red, are you ok?

Yeah, I had a lobster shower this morning.

by b-13 January 9, 2014