Fat Lard

Fat Lard is a word that I can't seem to stop saying. I say it like 24/7 and my brother gets so mad.

SHUT UP YOU FAT LARD

by baconmeatballs December 6, 2017

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017

Lard eyes

A loving name for your sibling

God sibling your are lard eyes

by Swagnar170 February 26, 2024

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Humans but big.
Not Giants.

LOOK OUT, IT'S A LARD!

by kharker711 April 21, 2022

Lard

A gay vampire, usually used when talking about a gay person or an effeminate person who sucks other boyz

For example, if a person behaves in a gay way, you might call him a lard, and or add the word “ard” behind their names. Such as “arianard”, or “timothard”

Jack: “Max kissed a boy that other day,

Elijah: he’s an actual lard

by Miracle dragon May 19, 2021

LARD

Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle

Did you use any lard in these biscuits, they're delicious!

by Hobbisan July 23, 2023