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bitch lamp

by PenisFuckYou May 9, 2021
mugGet the bitch lampmug.

Floor lamp

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023
mugGet the Floor lampmug.

Blue Lamp

"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.

Origin of term:

At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
tim: you were so drunk last night

bob: no i wasnt...

tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?

bob: what are you talking about?

tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
by mrword June 25, 2009
mugGet the Blue Lampmug.

Gas lamping

When you gaslight someone into thinking the real term is “gas lamping”
Friend- “dude I was totally gaslighting this guy earlier…”
You- “I think the correct term is actually gas lamping.”
Friend- “what? No it’s not.”
You- “uh yeah it is. What are you stupid or something? It’s gas lamping.”
by pancakehandler July 10, 2022
mugGet the Gas lampingmug.

Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon
Aw man I will never get a moon lamp
by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021
mugGet the Moon Lampmug.

It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
by mongoes March 20, 2012
mugGet the It's all lampsmug.

Lamp dancing

The act of dancing erotically on a lamp post when you can't find a pole or a lap to dance on.
"I'm feeling frisky and I want to give you a lamp dance!"
"You girls need to stop lamp dancing and get back to work!"
by The Erotic Frenchie June 12, 2017
mugGet the Lamp dancingmug.

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