Jack of laids

A person free of any sexual orientation.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.

Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.

Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.

by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012

beef in the lair

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club

As the name says, it's just a club full of people, that have given up on sex.

The YOU'RE NEVER GETTING LAID club is also open for teh wapanese.

by dont' be a wanker December 27, 2003

laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014

lard attack

A fluctuation in your heart rate felt moments after biting into food that has a high fat content, is really greasy, or just unhealthy in general. One may feel their breathing go heavy and feel a food coma coming along as they feel the cholesterol flowing through their veins.

1: Yo man, you ok? You haven't taken a bite of your big mac in a minute, bro.

2: Nah, man. Is it okay if we go chill at your pad? I think I'm having a lard attack

by thesoaris February 17, 2015

Lard-x

A person who is believed to have lard on his or her body: A person who is the age of 25 or below and is 350 lbs. minimum and has lard on their body

Lard-x is believed to be the fattest person in our school, if he does not truly have lard, then thus he must be fat Travis

by Boi Who Be Chungus February 11, 2019

The Lair

A room on the gaming website Kongregate.
Owned/neglected by redstar, it is the best room on the website. It has awesome regulars and several fireplaces.

1)The Lair rocks.

2)There have been many attempts to moderate the Lair.

by redstar (yeah right) December 26, 2008