When playing a sports game and one doesn't want to play a position when asked but someone else has already beaten him to playing last in said position, he will shout "Seg lag" and be second last.
by tugboatlolz August 07, 2011
1) The temporary condition of slow responding when texting due to an unforseen circumstance.
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
2) the long time it took for a person to text back
by Mr. Toasty December 03, 2011
Similar to jet lag, but with space ships. Traveling between mars and beyond (hopefully someone in the year 3000 reads this) will seriously screw up your circadian clock. Symptoms include needing a nap (or, if you're reading this in the future, a quick sleep in the cryo pods) and coffee.
Hey mom, it's Alec, I just landed on Mars and about to get to work mining with Dan! Need to grab some shut eye first, I'll call you back later, I've got rocket lag!
by ajf212 September 13, 2011
Secret Lag : (P noun) a cloud of unidentifed LAG forcing 56k to be real shitty even though it is known to be shitty cause its only 56K!! Coined by Mah Wellz0r.
by m4rkz0r June 02, 2006
by Derrick1998 March 16, 2016
When you have so much sex and get so worn out from it that your bodies internal clock becomes messed up and you feel tired all the time.
by Chris Pryer December 25, 2006
can be used to describe anything funny, outrageous, or just plain annoying. Also can be used as an interjection. Can be randomly said.
*someone steals your potato chips* Evil Lag! Give them back!; My door was being an Evil Lag today and refused to open, so I was stuck outside in a long and violent blizzard; In 6th hour today, we watched a boring video, so I just randomly said "Evil Laaaaag!"
by TGQ May 24, 2009