...They Tried To Lace Me Psychosomatically To Death...

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

A necklace that hangs low enough to nestle in a persons cleavage.

Girl: Stop staring at her tits!

Boy: Honest, Sweety, I wasn't looking at her fantastic breasts, just adoring her gorgeous cleav-lace.

by Lunch October 25, 2012

Damn how did he get those Og Hyper Royals already, he stay laced up.

She always has the hottest bags and designer, she is the definition of laced up

by Reese216 May 4, 2021

Mythical little creature that sneaks out of his lair to untie your shoelaces

That pesky lace gnome has done my shoes again

by Deirdre Rasheed January 20, 2018

The delicate material designed, developed, manufactured, and processed to adorn and accentuate Amara Mila's perfect curves.

Amara is always beautiful, but she is effortlessly, elegantly sexy when she wears lace.

by IntangibleVoid July 23, 2022

ugly b!tch's dressed up in slutty halloween costumes. this may be a large costume but tends to look like a shoe lace on the larger girl.

guy 1: o man, this halloween party just got shoe laced!

guy 2: wana go hoggin?
(look up hoggin if you dont understand)

by mr. scott.0 November 19, 2010