Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 10, 2024
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Kicking/using your feet to keep a ball from bouncing up off the ground and hitting you. Especially useful for if you want to have kids some day. Poor testacles :(
I used Kung-Football to protect my nards. Funny thing Kung-Fu would be invited in Asia. We have a bigger more sensitive testacle problem out west. Oh well, at least I kept my nuts. and semen. and sperm.
by Chrisssythewhite February 09, 2011
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
Nagham: Varför är kungen?
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
Axel: Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter.
Sveriges kung är Så att du ska ha nåt att fråga efter. det är defined
by Sveriges Kung September 15, 2020
by TheChamp2002 June 08, 2018