mississippi soup kettle

When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off

I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle

by Brickhouse11 October 16, 2020

Kettle Sniper

A person who uses the hot water from a freshly boiled kettle leaving nothing behind for the person that actually boiled it.

Generally in an office or communal kitchen, where someone will go to make a tea or coffee, fill and turn on the kettle. During the 2-3minutes taken to boil the water, they may go to the toilet, answer the phone or otherwise get distracted. When they return to the kitchen the water ha been used and they have to refill and re-boil starting the time wasting cycle all over again.
Additional annoyance may occur when the first person has placed a Mug or Cafetiere on the side with ingredients inside ready for the water, but the second person has ignored this and continued without any regard for the first

Some Kettle Sniper stole my water when I was in the toilet.

I went to answer the phone and the Kettle Sniper struck.

I've tried twice to make Tea but I keep getting Kettle Sniped

by aza_uk March 6, 2015

Wit Kettle

Wit kettle?

Wit kettle? Wit kettle tho?

by ThatGuyThatBreathes June 11, 2019

Kettling

Def. Rolling down the car windows on a crisp autumn day and blasting the heater.

Its a chilly day, we should take a drive and go kettling.

by sf303 October 14, 2016

kettle food

Prison food prepared in a kettle

Yes bro launch them noodles in that kettle there , best had be koka noodles though la if not ye gettin locked in a cell with big mudbone for a night ye on me -kettle food

by Mudbone jr May 21, 2021

A fine kettle of fish

an awkward state of affairs.

"when Carla was back in Rome, she found a fine kettle of fish"

by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025