by Faithful Elephant November 3, 2009
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A) Psst.. dude look at that ketchup to the right..
B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!
B) You know she broke up with you, pass the ketchup!
by haier2 April 21, 2007
Get the Ketchup mug.the undesirable liquid that collects inside your ketchup bottle if you leave it for a period of time.
dude: wow, these fries look great, but they'll be even better with ketchup!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!
*squeezes the bottle*
Fuck! Ketchup water!
by josg January 7, 2008
Get the ketchup water mug.Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.
Also known as a KD.
This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.
A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.
A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…
A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
Also known as a KD.
This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.
A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.
A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…
A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
by Sofa king kool November 4, 2017
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Get the Ass Ketchup mug.1. Buy two ketchup bottles
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie
7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge
9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death
2. Buy toilet paper+black sharpie+smiley face stickers+tape
3. Wrap one of the ketchup bottles lower half in toilet paper then take
4. Apply the sticker on the upper half
5. Tape a peice of tape to the top, this will be the bride. . .
6. Cover the bottom half of the second bottle in sharpie
7. Apply the smiley face to the top half, this will be the groom
8. Grab everything put of the fridge
9. Put them all into rows on the table, with a pathway through the middle of the rows------ -------like that
10. Play some music akjdhdhdkqk
11. Run the ceremony
12. Take the cap off the bride and pour it into the groom
13. They are married
14. Mom just pulled into the driveway
15. Hide in your closet and await your death
by Disneyismyhoe January 28, 2020
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