Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009

check the kegs

Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.

Another hour until closing, I'm gonna go check the kegs. You may need to double-check after me.

by bushwickbartender June 3, 2023

Six keg

When someone's abs aren't quite as cut as a six pack, but are more defined than a keg.

"He's not fat...you can see some abs there. He has a six keg."

by totoafrica February 21, 2017

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

Kegs

A variation of kankles (Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.) only Kegs are void of ankles or calves, they are simply BIG OL' LEGS attached to the feet.

DAMN............ Dem aint Kankles, Dems KEGS!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009