keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023

That guy is a real keg lake!

by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023

Kegging

When you get bent over a beer keg with your mouth on the nozzle, and get pegged. As long as you can keep drinking beer, you keep getting railed

I went to a party last week and some chick was kegging this guy with a 6-inch strap-on. He only drank for like 20 seconds though.

by Hshsjshshsj May 15, 2025

Keg Swammi

The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.

I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.

by CoachDB October 28, 2011

Keg

Kegas

Means being keg or extremely cool in Norwegian.

Bro 1: Yo, I got sucked last night.
Bro 2: Bruh, that's keg!

by Bonzi_buddy September 27, 2022

lean keg

Noun, A large barrel or keg of lean. Usually at a party to make people "lit".

"Hey bro, wanna drink a lean keg?"
"Yeah, it's gunna be lit. We should start a keg party."

by Autistic Retard December 16, 2016

Keg

N. A human who pegs other children and watches them suffer and cry every night.

V. To be pegging and killing one's ears.

"Omg did you know that girl Keg pegged my son?"
"I am so sorry for your loss make sure you stay away from Keg."

by DareelJesus May 15, 2021

Keg

A word used to describe a people pleaser with no friends. This can also be used for people who have done you dirty and cannot be trusted.

She hooked up with my boyfriend... she’s such a keg!

by chikneesgirl April 4, 2021