The guy who posts up at the keg all night, filling cups and trying to organize keg stands, in order to strike up conversations at a party. Keg Swammi's guess how many beers you drank and make other assumptions out loud about people at the party.
I didn't want to do a keg stand, buy the Keg Swammi called me out in front of those chicks. Yea, that guy was a douche.
by CoachDB October 28, 2011
by Autistic Retard December 16, 2016
The standards of holding a person above a keg for a proper keg stand.
1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
1. Person should be upright face down with support from front and back of their body.
by Endestria October 17, 2013
Bar/restaurant industry euphemism for doing drugs in a walk-in fridge. Specifically but not always: cocaine in the beer keg room.
by bushwickbartender June 03, 2023
by yah_mama June 07, 2021
The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.
“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or
“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”
“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or
“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”
“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”
by ArseGerbil December 20, 2017
When you put cocaine in someone's asshole and wait for them to fart a coke-cloud. Once the cloud has formed, you snort as much cocaine as you can/want.
by Falling Elements January 23, 2018