Karen is a woman, who is extremely concerned about the leave on the street in front of her house. Also, the possibility of ants from any drops of soda on the concrete, presents a problem. Karen needs all things to be exactly how she wants it, and likely lives alone, or with someone who's soul she has sucked out.
by nonkaren February 05, 2022
by DwarvenPlaysYT,. February 10, 2021
The Karen demanded to speak to the manager.
by FreshBakon June 25, 2020
Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 06, 2021
(n);/ (adj) Typically derived from the soccermom/boomer type of female. Gets loud for no reason and seems to place blame on anyone and/or thing that she does not agree with. Karens have been scientifically proven to bee mutating into subspecies for example the new breed of hybrid SecurityGuard/Karen species that is usually spotted at places of gathering like strip malls and outdoor flea markets.
Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.
Beware, this species has also been reported to be taking on the Male form although still under investigation, the studies seem very accurate to the reports.
by ILOVEURHAIR July 02, 2020
a fucking dumbass that cant take a fucking joke so she calls the cops for no fucking reason and cancels random people because why not
by hamoodhabibi October 27, 2020
A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.
Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*
Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!
Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*
Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!
Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*
by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022