That annoying ass retard who wants to shit on everything that is remotely fun as possible. It should be noted that this nigga has the entire world trade center building jammed up his ass at all times and thinks Bubsy, Shaq-Fu and Megaman And Bass are good games. He's also Leafy's #1 fan and dreams about sucking his dick every day and night. Hanging out with this guy will give you severe headaches, cramps, nausea, seizures, scrotum cancer, erectile dysfunction, brain tumors and possibly death so stay away from him at all cost.
OH SHIT IT'S JOEY, EVERYONE RUN!
User #1: guys this party is boring, lets just stop
User #2: bruh quit being a joey
User #1: guys this party is boring, lets just stop
User #2: bruh quit being a joey
by anonymous internet faggot May 22, 2019
Get the Joeymug. A girl/boy that always gets on your nerves without any empathy for what you are going through. She/he is usually bi-sexual and wears the weirdest clothes. She is just an all around jerk friends who is not caring one bit and will often hit you. Very stubborn.
by BrawlhallaMaster69 January 17, 2018
Get the Joeymug. Really bad at Black ops 4 zombies and ugly as fuck.Even Tho he is a fagget he currently is talking with a bulldog Called Fallon.
by Fdjdndbjsisksnans October 23, 2018
Get the Joeymug. 
A man who eats everything he finds. Currently weighs close to 2500 pounds after going on a diet. Was adopted by God Zilla at the age of six and is said to be blamed for the sudden disappearance of King Kong after the early 2000's. Last known whereabouts were in a federal penitentiary that he was working furiously to eat his way out.
Guard: "Joey has almost eaten his way out!"
Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""
Warden: "Rebuild the wall, quickly! But make sure that he doesn't eat the construction workers too""
by Man who lost his keys March 26, 2010
Get the Joeymug. A Joey, is normally a person of little to no importance, with big fish like eyes. Normally a person who prays on little girls whilst touching him self to My Little Pony. He is an inconsiderate pompous dusche nozzle. Who thinks highly of him self. A joey tends to like bad music, and trys to force his shitty music on you. Joeys are prone to insist and bestiality(Probably where the fish eyes come from) A joey also tends to get rejected by girls, then yells at them through facebook.
"Dude, did you hear about rick?"
"No, what happened"
"He was sexing his gold fish when his mother walked in"
"Haha what a joey."
"No, what happened"
"He was sexing his gold fish when his mother walked in"
"Haha what a joey."
by A guy named Joey September 3, 2013
Get the Joeymug. /Jo-ee/
noun 1. A slight regrowth of pubic hair above a female's genitalia, typically greater than 1/4 inch but less than 1/2 inch, somewhat resembling that of a kangaroo pouch.
noun 1. A slight regrowth of pubic hair above a female's genitalia, typically greater than 1/4 inch but less than 1/2 inch, somewhat resembling that of a kangaroo pouch.
Have you seen Kathryn's joey? I'd change my name to Steve Irwin and dive right into that thing. You wouldn't see me for weeks.
by Jew Fat September 10, 2018
Get the Joeymug.