Cunt ass bitch that takes your man
by Cuteassbitch November 5, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.
She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats
Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack
Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*
Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”
DEFINTION: SLUT
Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack
Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*
Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”
DEFINTION: SLUT
by Simpson’s December 2, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.Jessica is one of two things, either she is a really hot rich girl who lives in California and eats organic food or a young blonde girl who likes music and draws. Sometimes she can be quite extra with everything she does. She is overly perky and thinks that normal things like having braces are her own special quirks because she does not realize that she is not in fact that special and that she is a cookie cutter girl that nobody remembers that they went to high school with. She tries too hard to be the girl next door. She can easily become an obsessive ex. She is the type to #stan (Stalk & Fan) her boyfriend, starbucks, ugg boots and Zoella.
Girl: OMG Did you hear how stupid Jessica sounded when she called herself "special snowflake."
Friend: Yes, she is so basic!
Girl: RIGHHTT
Friend: Yes, she is so basic!
Girl: RIGHHTT
by O.R.HHS July 9, 2017
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Get the Jessica mug.by S,mih May 13, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.A dumb stupid bitch. That will never find love in her life. Most of the jesses will have autism and be dumb as fuck. They talk alot of shit but never act out on it. Most jesses are born with health issues which can lead to death which to be honest should really happen because she is a stupid fucking slag that will always get cheated on and will never get over being cheated on. Not only that but she will be racist to random strangers with different skin colour then her own. She is filthy rich though.
Jessica is a fucking retard
by Jesshater124 November 25, 2019
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