A tiny, slow town with 3 traffic lights, all on the same stretch of highway that runs through the town. A place where businesses don't have websites on that newfangled interweb thing, but both religions (Baptist and Methodist) are equally represented on every jury, board, and government office. Only redeeming quality is its proximity to Chattanooga, where one can experience civilization any time he or she is willing to drive 25 minutes down the interstate.
I ran out of shampoo and was about to go to Walmart for more, but then I remembered that I live in Jasper, Tennessee, which isn't even big enough for the Waltons to notice it's existence.
by marthastewart731 March 22, 2016
Get the jasper, tennesseemug. 
Jasper is an jacked absolute unit similar to Sam sulek in mass and also has a HUGE pp
Also Greg can not compare to the jasper nator 3000
Also Greg can not compare to the jasper nator 3000
by Joe9629 December 21, 2023
Get the Jaspermug. 
so fucking hot
by xdmeowmeowred August 13, 2021
Get the jasper farrellmug. Jasper is the coolest guy around, short but got mad hops and dunks on everyone, no one can guard him. Even though he is small he got them HOF clamps but when the train Jeremy and Jollie come he getting run over
by Zeñ November 14, 2019
Get the Jaspermug. A person that has acended beond yogurt male to a jasper male. For an exampel a jasper male always chosees woman over man.
Bob: Why is that guy so amazingly cool
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
Jason: Beacouse he has trancended to a jasper male
Bob: *Gets extreamly horny
by Zproude January 20, 2022
Get the jasper malemug.