Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014

The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn
by LetoLover January 30, 2004

Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
by broke ass happy man October 21, 2020

A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever
by Billssox October 19, 2011

by Dillon V October 13, 2010

Hog tie a girl and put her at the end of a slippery hallway. With an erect penis, run towards her and slide in on your knees so that your dick is jammed into her vagina.
by TheInvertedNipples September 11, 2011
