1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).
1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."
by Jyrki January 25, 2010
Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"
by localsonlybrah November 06, 2011
"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014
The ultimate pimp dogg himself. Awesome band, awesome actor....Letor owns us all to Oblivion in to the wild with the Mission in his Capricorn
by LetoLover January 31, 2004
Guy who became famous as Subway's spokesman, he famously lost a lot of weight by eating healthy at Subway. In 2007, he was accused of several sexual crimes, for which he was indicted for and arrested for in July of 2015. He was released on bail, but faced a possible life sentence if convicted. In August 2015, he pleaded guilty to lesser offenses in exchange for no more than 12 years in prison. On November 19, 2015, Fogle was formally sentenced. The media set up outside his house, and he was seen walking from outside his house into a car. He was later seen that day entering a federal courthouse. At the sentencing, he was sentenced to 15 years in prison, slightly over the promised maximum of 12, but still better than the possible life sentence. After the sentencing, Fogle was to report to federal prison, and in a huge twist of irony, that night, his last day as a free man for 15 years, he ate at Subway. I guess he really does love Subway, despite tarnishing their reputation. The next day, in the early morning hours, Fogle reported to federal prison for his booking, and has resided there ever since. He'll be released in 2029. He's been assaulted several times in prison.
by broke ass happy man October 22, 2020
A term used a substitute for swag, first used by maryland highschool kidz. This term is derived from the most swagtastic kid ever
by Billssox October 19, 2011
by Dillon V October 11, 2010