a multi faced person who will always confuse you, is tan tall and has a huge dick. John will please you in any way possible if you let him
by johnmononononononono August 13, 2018
Get the johnmug. Super dope likes to live on the edge. Impulsive at times but can come in clutch at times. Has multiple personalities likes using accents to mask his inner insecurities basically John is rough on the outside and a beautiful baby girl on the inside
John is dope
by BiggieKyle October 20, 2018
Get the Johnmug. john is usually a guy who is really funny. he can be dry sometimes but he is actually a really fun person to be around with. if he's canadian, he's a keeper💅 guys named john have a great personality and will always be there for you. he is kind of obsessed with steve carell👀 anywaysss he is a fun person
by sum1 that calls u dummy thicc April 18, 2020
Get the Johnmug. A guy who is very attractive in many ways and have a big dick like 7 inches is a good kisser very confusing and can get a girl at anytime.It will seem like he don't love you at points but he will always be therefor you no matter what happens.and he can dress and very popular and handsome as hell.
by Diamond Reyes July 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. Literally one of the most common names other than Muhammad. Typically a tall man with a fit build. Often times blue eyes and blonde or light brown hair. Can be extremely annoying yet funny as hell. Extremely caring and puts other people first. Faithful and loving and not afraid to show his emotions. Absolutely incredible athlete.
by Jaydee red May 29, 2016
Get the Johnmug. by Septicdtagon April 6, 2019
Get the Johnmug. John hmm... John is probably Asian probably good at math. Good at basketball and probably is having a good relasonship john is cool and he can sometimes eat to much noodles and go rap god style on your ass but yeh then he is cool
by Omg283 August 21, 2014
Get the Johnmug.