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joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.
Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.
by Joe Himself June 2, 2011
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St. Joe's Prep

umm im sorry but i do believe that ohara beat u guys in the last football game
by yeah O March 16, 2005
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St. Joe's Prep

A school in Philadelphia given a bad rep by a certain twink who thinks he is the man and needs to be an obnoxious fuck at every sporting event.

The underclassmen are huge queers and stereotypical drag queens who pretend to be big bad hardasses but are always the first into their parents car when an altercation is about to break out.

In the student directives, it is clearly laid out that all Prep underclassmen must either throw a thumbs-up or a shocker when being photographed or they face disciplinary action at the hands of one Mark "consider the pain brought" Halligan.

St. Joseph's Preparatory School for Young Men is home to the winner of the 2004-2005 "Principal with Most to Prove" award. If this (unnamed) man's plan is actually put into action that involves giving us "days off at the end of the year" that were taken away earlier, we would be getting out sometime around April 8th - give or take a few weeks. See bullshit.

The school is going steadily downhill due to a shitty administration and underclassmen ready for a sex change.
"I cannot wait until I begin college."
"Did you go to the Prep?"
"No."
"What the hell are you going to college for?"
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"fuckin pusssssieeeeeeeesssssss prep rules"
"fight me"
"no thanks"
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(in college)
"P-R-E-P, PREP, PREP, PREP!"
"Fuck that kid."
"I concur."
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"Every student at SJP comes from a family whose income exceeds $400,000."
"Nice blanket statement."
"fuck you prep fag i'll stereotype all i want."
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"Yo guys join me with my unoriginal cheers that make us look like assholes."
"Freshman: Certainly."
"Everyone else: Maybe some other time, <anonymous>."
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straight joesph

an expression of agreement, mainly used when baking cookies at the bakery
"lets go cheef that"---"straight joesph"

"thats straight joesph"
by joesphjoe February 12, 2010
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Trader Joe's Experience

When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 2, 2019
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JoeSnow

In the tranquil countryside of Willowbrook, there lived a man named JoeSnow, an enigmatic soul with an unconventional passion. It was amidst the rolling hills and verdant pastures that he discovered his deep affection for a majestic, chestnut-colored horse named Thunder. JoeSnow's daily routine involved tending to Thunder's needs, from grooming to long rides through the sprawling meadows. As their bond grew, JoeSnow found himself captivated by the horse's grace and strength, and a profound love blossomed between them, a love that transcended the boundaries of ordinary human-animal connections.

Outside of his equine devotion, JoeSnow was an active member of the Sparc Mac Discord community. He was known for his fervent admiration of muscular men, often engaging in spirited discussions about fitness and physique in the chat. In this online realm, he found a sense of camaraderie with like-minded individuals who shared his passions. Little did JoeSnow know that his newfound love for Thunder and his involvement in the Sparc Mac Discord community would lead him down a path of self-discovery, where the bonds formed in the digital world mirrored the profound connections he had forged with the horse he held dear.
JoeSnow, an avid equestrian and dedicated member of the Sparc Mac Discord community, is known for his passion for both horses and muscular men.
by SparcMac Discord September 5, 2023
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Joe's Mom

The way it kills its sons is soooo amazing, especially how good she looks naked, and how good she has sex. Umm... not that I would know...
Joe's Mom was torturing me yesterday
by Melon boobs. Naked. Tortures. February 19, 2015
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