Miami Jellyfish

Slurping blood clot of a girl’s used tampon for sexual gratification

I just saw this creep take my tampon from the trash for a Miami jellyfish… GROSS!

by Fartwarrior March 25, 2026

Galax Jellyfish

A mythical fiddlers convention organism allegedly formed when gravity, poor drainage, and bad decisions unite the unholy remnants of a public park shower—hair and cum—into a translucent, floating menace. Frequently cited as the reason to never go barefoot, ever.

Avery said he fell in the shower this morning and that's why there's a galax jellyfish stuck in his ear ring

by Biglonghammer January 6, 2026

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Detroit River Jellyfish

Another word for condom.

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.

by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Charles River Jellyfish

Term used by Boston locals for a used condom floating in the river.

While walking along the Esplanade, I spotted several Charles River Jellyfish bobbing along the riverbank.

by e-vigilante March 3, 2023

Dropping a jellyfish

When someone drops a slippery fart or queef in the pool.

Hey bro, Gladice is dropping a jellyfish in the pool. I think we should get out.

by Otternal April 13, 2023

Staring At Jellyfish

Making out

Kaden and Maddie: *Making Out*
Austin: OH HELL NAH!! GUYS THEY ARE STARING AT JELLYFISH!!

by Poloboy12 June 29, 2023