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control-itis

When someone can't let anyone have control over anything this is known as control-itis.
Girl 1: That Molly girl never lets anyone help her. Everything always has to be her way.

Girl 2: Sounds like she has control-itis.
by FerninLove April 2, 2019
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N-word-itis

When you can’t stop saying the n word and it becomes like a catch phrase for you

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-yung arizona
‘Shit n word think I got n-word-itis lmao n word lol’
by YungArizona April 6, 2019
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Real-Nigga-itis

When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
Sorry i can’t share my drink i got real-nigga-itis.”
by lil baby p April 7, 2019
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ITIS

The acronym of "Istituto Tecnico Industriale Statale" (translated would be "State Industral/Technical Institute").

The finest type of school in Italy, that prepares you for a future job and gives you technical culture, but to excel in the study course you need to be rational enough (if you aren't, you'll probably become more rational in a school like this).

After the diploma (graduation) you can start either to find for a job that involve technical skills, or continue the study courses in University or Politechnic (pratically an Institute of Technology).

If you're lucky, and the teachers are kind enought, you could get for free hardware that otherwise would be scrapped, even rare one if you know what and where to look for.

The drawback is (usually) the lack of female students that could lead male students to become crazier that what they were (mainly if they don't have female friends nor a girlfriend), and in some cases even become incels.
Carlo: Where do you study?
Mattia: I study in an ITIS, i've chose the ITclass.
Carlo: Is it hard?
Mattia: Not really: if you like technical stuff, and you're rational enought, the ITIS is the right school for you.
by Str1kernaut August 22, 2019
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t.v.-itis

When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom May 8, 2018
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Pre-itis

The drowsy or sleepy feeling you get while you are eating a fulfilling meal. Leads to itis.
While we were eating dinner , I seen him eating sluggish and his eyes rolling back, then I said, "Damn, it looks like you got pre-itis." itis
by Nunuheartsbuck😘 September 11, 2016
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Assa-itis

When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
Yo I drank after him and he gave me Ass-itis so now I have a fever.
Assa-itis- When somebody eats ass and you have any contact with them and get sick
by Shit my family says August 22, 2016
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