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How are you?

Not as simple a question as it seems at first glance. You usually say "I'm fine", no matter how you really feel – this is only for the closest people. Because explaining why you feel bad isn't very pleasant thing and few people won't take it seriously.
Usually when people ask how I'm doing(how are you?) , the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" – Bojack Horseman
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how do you describe wall

you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall
person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall
by adriel is best March 23, 2021
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How did you get this answer?

The f**king most useless follow-up to a question in an exam or test. Don't know why the f**k it exists.
"Question 5 finished... What's question 6? "How did you get this answer?" What do you expect? I OBVIOUSLY F**KING USED MY BRAIN!!!!! HOW DO TEACHERS COME UP WITH SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS???"
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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like
Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”
by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025
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How the fuck would you know

You idiots are still struggling to reverse engineer it and YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL IT FROM ME YOU FAT RETARDED FUCK! AND EVEN IF I COULD, I WOULDN'T! GET OVER HERE OR GO FUCK YOURSELF! SHIN...
Hym "How the fuck would you know? What would make you think that? Is there something special about me? I don't know. Am I some kind of AI creating genius or something? Why would I know how to do it!? Why would a random gas station employee know how to do what you're asking? Nah. Get over here or go fuck yourself. I won't be seeing you in Hell. I'll be the one sending you there, fuck-face! You're going to learn to keep those sticky fucking fingers to yourself if it's the last thing you ever fucking do you retarded piece of shit!"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!
Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
by YADEAD July 22, 2025
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