Holding candles

That moment when you're with two people making out and you're alone watching them or standing next to the couple we say you're holding a candles 5candles to be exact because you're shining a light for the kissing couple. Word of advice, move away, you look like an idiot. So don't go with your sister and her boyfriend to the movies.

Going to dinner with your brother and his girlfriend and they start kissing and you're left one man you'd be holding candles

by 69bars November 11, 2012

hold time

The time you spend deciding what to do when you are on hold on the phone. Whatever you end up doing, it's most likely not going to be at all productive.

(over MSN)
Billy: wat you doin?
Jimmy: i unno ive been on hold for 15 minutes i gotta take a leak but im scared of leaving the phone
Billy: haha that's hold time for you sucker!

by deathsupport January 29, 2008

Sleeper Hold

A person who intensely masturbates and as he or she reaches their climax, they simultaneously chloroform oneself.

Yo homebroski, last night I was peeping in on this chick who was finger banging herself hella hard moaning and screaming and right as she was experiencing her delicious orgasm she covered her mouth with a chloroform soaked rag knocking herself out instantly! It was the picture perfect Sleeper Hold dudes!

by Fatt Unit April 29, 2011

holding hands

In video-games, this term is used to describe two or more players who move together rather then going alone. In first person shooter games these people always travel together in hopes of taking out lone targets. In RPG it is used mostly in pvp and pk when two people attack one person to avoid dying.

Bob1337: these people are noobs, they are always holding hands because they dont have no skills.

by Mykill1337 September 30, 2009

crab hold

The act of grabbing hold of ones nut sack with no intention of letting go.

"Dude Ben just ran up to me and went strait for a crab hold!"

by Ariel Bender March 25, 2004

Hold a bitch

Slang term for being weak or choking.

1. That dude can't hold a bitch to save his life.
2. Man, he can't hold a bitch.

by Raqq May 22, 2020

butt-hold

when you hold something in your butt.

GUY1- dude how am i going to sneak weed on the plane?

GUY2-just butt-hold it.

by ---kris--- July 10, 2009